- A hair place
- A Botox place (listen, I’m 36 and it’s my forehead. I DO WHAT I WANT)
- An eyebrow place
- A local analog to my most-loved Chicago beer
- A job
It’s been four months, and I’ve knocked those first four action items out of the park. (Seriously, just ask me to furrow my brow.) Just gotta work on those last three now, maybe at a little faster clip this time than my month-a-bullet average. Cross your fingers for me.